Inter-Vasity Cup runners-up NTU nominates 4 outstanding starlets for the Starlet of the Year award. The nominees are; ZZZ (Tze-ness aka the Catwalker), KKK (Ku Ku Kwan), FFF (French Fries Farker aka Lao Ying) and SK (Salsa King aka War Machine aka Eye brow plucker).

NTU's Potato Thiam has described Starlet ZZZ, who has been nominated by his fellow professionals along hall 1 corridor, as `the best in the NTU'.

Potato added: 'I totally admire the player after he was forced to step into KKK's winger position after the he was injured in the match against SMU.'

'That was understandable after all he played in various positions in the backs in TP, that beat NUS for second place during that IVP season. But he has handle it so well. He has done all his talking on the pitch.'

'I could just watch him play touch rugby. He does things with the ball that you don't see anyone else in the world doing the at the minute. Everything he does is poetry, the slow-motion running and passing of the ball.'

'When he is at his best I don't think there are many people who can stop him. When he is running at you in slow motion like he does with his skills and tricks, you don't know which way he is going. He simply mind-f*** his opponents.'

KKK and SK are unfortunate. They both suffered injuries during the season and are the dark horses to clinch the coveted award.

FFF is bottom of the list as he frustrates the corridor people who are voting, for stealing their french fries.