Due to the recent complaints of inefficiency, our new e-rugby management has decided to announce that there shall be at least one new post every week to satisfy our hungry fans.
This week, we dispatched our reporters to find out how have some of the NTU ruggers have been coping ever since the end of the season.

First on the list, we located our swan song players – Daniel ‘Potato’ Thiam, Awesome Kiat, and Stormy Normy. The 2 engineering graduates-to-be were caught in Nanyang Business School, trying to pose as business students. Both admitted to hacking into business students’ accounts in order to gain access to several restricted facilities specially reserved for business students only. However, the spotlight was on Stormy Normy during the interview. As he walked into the room, our reporters cant help but noticed that he had a slight limp.
e-rugby: So Stormy, what happened to your leg?
Stormy: I pulled my hamstring while playing touch
e-rugby: Oh! How did it happen?
Stormy: Its complicated… I boldly admit that i'm the biggest and fastest player that day at touch rugby. Some of the high profile players i burnt include; Lao Ying, Tze-ze-ze-zeness, Sub-10 Ong and Mr. MVP himself, Mat-Solo Chan. Thiam's wide pass wasn't accurate enough, and i have to jump, stretch and juz to get a finger tip connection with it. And to the shock of my rugby playing career, i felt a 'pop' in my hammy which send shivers up my spine. My life flash past me that instance. I seriously think Thiam should get a pair of gloves, his passing is not up to standard. But thanks to him, i came to understand the one and only injury that plagued the NTU rugby players. I can understand how SK, TZE and KKK felt when they kena it.
e-rugby: Thiam! Is it true?
Potato Thiam: No leh! I'm juz trying to put him in his place... that is.... HE IS THE BIGGEST but NOT-VERY-FAST player. He should stop following the footsteps of KKK, trying to pose as a winger. Normy should have seen it coming long time ago. Just a few weeks back, Rebel Rong also had the same 'accident'. He 'hamstrung'.
Next, we tried catching up with yet another swan song player – Darren “Druggy-no-more” Hoe. However, “Druggy-no-more” was unable to provide us some attention as his eyes were glued to the computer monitor while playing EA Sport Rugby 2006 in the room or he was desperately trying to find an excuse to return to the room for some undisclosed reason.

On top of that, e-rugby research team has come up with a list of players who have disappeared and remained unreachable after the season.

LaoYing
Rumours have it that he has returned to his mountain to focus on overcoming the “Cut One” psychological barrier before he is allowed to return to the pugilistic world. E-rugby is also trying to contact MacDonald’s to verify the rumour that Laoying is officially banned from all its fast food outlets in Singapore for being a French Fries F****r

SK
He has disappeared from the Hall One corridor immediately after the season ended. Close friends claimed that he was too upset that the A&E personnel shaved off the top part of his hair and he will only return after his hair is restored. There were also eye witnesses’ accounts stating that he was found loitering in Hall One at times but no concrete evidence was filed.

Praga
He disappeared even before the season started claiming that he would rather concentrate more on his monastery career. After 4 months of disappearance, he was found by our reporters TODAY, trying to set a NTU Record of taking the longest time to walk to school. He claims that he plans to smash the record by more than 3 hours. he original record stands at 14mins38seconds to complete the 1.4km journey. Praga set off at 1030 am this morning and e-rugby wishes him the best of luck!

Stay tuned for more updates as the new e-rugby brings you more exciting news each week!