Exam periods bring out the animal in everyone. Take self proclaimed 'Mr Handsome' Tze for example, who on a fateful saturday evening started talking about his as well as other teammate's underwear.
An undercover editor recovering from mouth related injuries was thankfully present to capture the highly controversial conversation. Due to budget problems, the recorder in use was of a 1992 model and distorted recordings had to be filled in to the best that our forensics department can muster. Behold the exclusive leak brought to you only by Nturugbynews.blogspot, where we bring you the latest and the juiciest.
*Disclaimer* The below comments are Tze's himself and the blog has no part in whatsoever is being said. Minors below 18 are advised to exit the blog to somewhere
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' .....I'm making my way back home for some crabs and a whole new range of underwear. I have run out of clean ones and as SK is never around nowadays, I cant wear his underwear like I used to. He has some t-back and jockey straps which i find very practical when i go to tanning salons for butt waxing. They also give me a very nice and even tan line...'
' I have been considering borrowing some fresh underwear from Druggy Hoe but recently we have been undergoing a series of intensive cup size measuring sessions, and it is to my dismay that he has a smaller cup size than me when it comes to the package.. Nevertheless, the sessions were enjoyable while it lasted..I just have to wear my own instead for now...Life's tough'
When shown the audioclip, members of the team responded fervently with mixed views.
" I noticed Tze and SK with locked doors many a night, making them the prime suspect of being the editors of the blog. Now, they can be ruled out for sure!" says Confused, whose mood rises and drops according to the posts on the blogs.
' I shudder to think who else could be involved in this shady dealing...." says a distraught teammate who refused to be named.
"Bo jio...we should smoke first then go to bed together..all of us" said Badboy Yik who was last sinbinned in an SMU match for throwing his face into the crotch of an unidentified SMU player.
A female fan (identity protected in case of retaliatory flamings) of ntu rugby often spotted at games and trainings had further insights to reveal. "Tze is handsome, but its a pity he's swayed to the wrong side. I tried chatting him up a couple of times but all he could talk about was how defined Hardcore Yao's body was, the immaculately shaped chest, the intricate veins running down his biceps and inner thighs, meandering their way up and into the shorts beyond sight. By this time I was already feeling nauseous but he carried on commenting about Golden boy Kim Hock's nice build and wash board six pack. I dont know how to help this poor boy..."
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On a totally different side note too juicy to ignore at press time, Bad Boy Yik continues throwing up obvious hints and signals of his intentions to don a cheerleading costume once more. Irrefutable pictorial evidence is being provided and you the readers can make your own judgement about whether Yik's intended career choice is a good one for him.
