Word has it that the unidentified female fan featured in the earlier posts has been seriously considering taking down her hung-up boots, rekindling her shortlived but eventful playing career as a prop/winger.

The editors received first hand information that this female fan currently weighs in at the 50 odd kg region, probably putting her out of contention for her favoured prop role. Given her natural flair and speed, with a tenacious character and never say die spirit, she was best known as the Maria Sharapova of rugby during her earlier playing career, less for her looks and more for her grunts and growls.

'Given the shambles and dire straits that Singapore rugby is in now, it certainly takes more than just proper updating of the SRU website to improve the situation. I believe I still have what it takes and I will prepare myself fully for the extreme challenges that lie ahead. Given my current shape, it will take much effort to get back into the optimum to play my favoured position prop. Until then, I prefer to remain anonymous.'

In addition, this female fan has been spotted desperately trying to uncover the secret identities of our editors which we think is starting to cross the line.


This female fan has requested the editors not to reveal her identity for now. But the most realistic chance of catching her in action should be the upcoming Blacks midnight 7s. Before that, you readers may be able to catch a glimpse of her at the favourite supper hangouts of Boonlay.
Her top 7 key characteristics are as follows:

1. This female fan usually hangs out in the NTU South Spine, claiming to be a business student.
2. She is believed to be within close proximity of Catwalk Tze over the past weeks.
3. She was also caught lining up and naming several suspects as editors. Rumours has it that she has closed down on one prime suspect whose identify is too complicated to be disclosed.
4. Our intelligence unit has also found out that this female is well capable of producing salivated bubbles while talking.
5. She often punctuates her sentences with awkward laughters or grunts.
6. She weighs at approximate 50±2 kg
7. She is also capable of letting half her lunch drop out from her mouth unknowingly.