Villian turned Hero NUS front rower Marky Koh was the toast of the Clementi pretenders last week as he accelerated onto the ball and spun past 2 SMU players before plopping himself onto the try line for 5 points and victory. Earlier in the game, he was spotted harrassing SMU RichFuck (aka SMURF) star Dezzo and had even been instrumental in SMU's fightback, flicking on a pass onto Alex Chew who ran the length of the field unopposed to score between the posts.

As the team prepare for this weekend's title deciding match against the toast of the town Boonlay boys, this Ex-hotdog seller turned full time student is adamant that he is not affected by all the thrash talking dished upon him by the Boonlay Rebel Rong.

"Everyone knows that it is in his nature to talk. For people in the know, they take it in their stride, but I have seen skirmishes resulting from it as well. I am focused on my mission during the weekend, that is to wheel the Boonlay scrums, dominate the rucks and dish out big hits. I know that I have to get bigger and faster, and I have been doing supper intensively and I am proud to say I have completely filled out my jersey, almost too completely."

"When it comes down to the crunch, let's see who can walk the walk and talk the talk. Rebel Rong may be the double winners in the NRC league this year. But he has never won any IVP accolade at all. With all due respect, my 2 gold medals speak for themselves."

Marky Koh has blossomed over the years, from his humble beginnings in rugby minnows Catholic JC to the 2 time fluke winners NUS. Yet it is hard to imagine that just a couple of years ago, this poster boy for the Singapore Aunties Association was contemplating ending his rugby career due to a rare retina problem. Contact lens saved his career and the future outlook of Singapore Rugby.

"I am very fortunate to still enjoy this game of rugby. I guess Singapore is just as fortunate to have me. I do not have many idols in this game as I very much focus on my own game. However, I find that Undroppable Qing from Boonlay is very handsome with his new haircut. I have been following his progress for a few years and I have been nothing short of being impressed."

"When Qing runs at me, there will be a tinge of regret and familiarity. His looks may dazzle me but sad to say, I will still lay the smack down on his candy ass. Just Bring It...and nice ass by the way."

Looks like this NUS final year student is determined to get back returns from ending his lucrative hot dog business by making it a third time lucky for the Clementi pretenders. From the looks of it, its anybody's game now.