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In a rare sunny afternoon, the editors chanced upon Praga lying topless at the NTU swimming complex and sprang him a surprise interview. The excerpts are as follows:
E: Hello there ah neh!Shouldn't you be hiding from the sun? P: Hey there editors!Its stereotype to say indians can't sun tan. Peter Walker should not be the only one with the license!!Its like saying SK will get an injury every week, that Kim Hock will confirm close his eyes during every run and every tackle, that Gaybriel will not give up on a chance to grope his team mates.....
E: Hey chill Praga, that was just an ice breaker...So after these few months, how do you feel about this team, considering your penchant for skipping training once every week? P: Well I get along nicely with everyone, just that Gaybriel seems a little afraid of me. Every day is very rejuvenating for me and I feel like I am learning more about everyone everyday!
E: So now you are slowly breaking the racial barrier and entering the inner circle, have u come across any rumours or gossips that you would like to share with the readers of this NTURugbynews? P: Well, this may come as shocking but I was queueing up at the Canteen 1 Indian food stall waiting to buy my favourite papadem, when I overheard Danny H speaking loudly to SK and Elite Model Tze. They were just a few tables away and I am confident I heard Danny H gushing over the latest Mr Singapore. He was going on about how ripped and cut his body is...lemme recall his exact words...." His face is not that fantastic, but his body is awesome la...just the kind of body I like....in a boy admiring a boy kind of like, much like two heterosexual guys discovering their inner needs...you know what I mean.....". I saw the look on SK and Tze's face and I thanked all the indian gods I ever knew that I was not at that table man...
E: Oh cool Praga, looks like you have singlehandedly narrated the top news of the week!!We think you have what it takes to succeed as a reporter and sniff out all the gossips surrounding the team. Will you be interested in coming down to our Headquarters to meet the HR director? P: With all due respect, I am honoured by your interest in me. You know what? I actually might....*wink* Anyway can you help me with the suntan lotion? I think I need an even spread on my booty
NTU Rugby blogged on 8:51 PM
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