As some of you in the circle may know, the renowned Salsa King of NTU and Singapore, Kevin Ang has abashedly proclaimed his desire to whip himself into shape, turning himself into a War machine during the holidays. Now that we are into the final week of the holidays, let us take a look at how this ex- SAJC captain, most (maybe only) famous for his fearsome C1 crashes, is squaring up under intense scrutiny by the media.

Few months back, Gaybriel was kind enough to sacrifice the stretching of his anal walls, in exchange for the gym instructor putting Kevin Ang onto the priority list of NTU's Planet Fitness. Till date, the book in/book out book has still yet to register the famed signature of our SK. Perhaps he is wary of working out in public areas, for fear of the NUS and SMU spies that are constantly around. He even sat himself in a salon and booked himself a 5-hour package for his hair to be straightened to look like Jay Chou in his latest movie.

"If I look like Zhou Jie Lun, nobody will realise i am SK!" he explained simply.

During the recently concluded Inter School Touch Rugby Championship, SK, who was leading team NBS, arrogantly predicted that with the talent of Tze the Pageant faithful, Undroppable Qing, Stormy Normy and Matchstick Hoe, it will be impossible not to win the gold. Of course, everything went according to plan, until he realised that statistically wise, he hasnt contributed anything for the team. With anxiety building up, he took on a tiny girl half his size, side stepped her and dived for the tryline. He would have gotten up and gave her the "suck it" sign but he was in too much pain having pulled his hamstring executing such an effortless move.

According to the world class doctors in Football Manager 07, a pulled hamstring requires lots of stretching and a minimum of 2 weeks of rest. Looks like SK's season is over before it even started. He is set to miss out on the South East Asian Tri-nations held from 3-7 Jan and is probably going up to BKK just to get some shopping bags and clothes to fit his Jay Chou image.

The career path of this young starlet looks suspiciously like a recent graduant from the team, Allan Ong, more fondly known as Ah Lan Jiao. He too was plagued by injuries and only managed his debut for NTU in his final season, but that is another story altogether.