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{Wednesday, November 22, 2006 . Rugby-Net: Exams updates Post 4}

Adam 'Mat Solo' Chan

Despite winning the coveted MVP of the national touch league recently, Mat Solo is now focusing on his lastest obstacle, the study of Soil. With an amibition to graduate with first class honours in Environmental Engineering, Mat solo is camping at the training ground - the Turf city; well known for infectious soil, and mugging for his dear life. Of course, occassionally engage into some touching with whichever girls available there.

Rumour has it that he might wanna form a breakaway team from the Boon Lay warriors, the Boon LAY Touchies. This is due to his fading interest in contact sports, and his growing passion for his LAY.. i mean the touch comunity. However, we do not want to distract him too much about this rumour as yet. He is a great servant to Boon Lay Warriors United ever since 2005, we wish his all the best in whatever decisions he make.

Malcolm 'Hairy Mal' Wong
Hairy Mal has gone through numerous physical appearances in growing his facial hair, losing them, and growing them again. He's now in full force with his 'Hairy Mal' image and looks to break the NTU record for 'least amount of skin seen on a face'. He has since captured several endorsements and will be eagerly anticipated in upcoming 'Yunnan Facial Hair Treatment' advertisements.

His recent efforts in exam preparations have been astounding, with rumours of him completing past year papers dated back to 1923. This amazing feat has reaped great rewards as he brushed off our correspondents with a confident smirk after his most recent paper. "Too easy," chuckled Mal.

Ash 'run faster than *blah blah blah'

Ash is probably currently enjoying his post-exam celebrations after finishing with one and ONLY one paper, beating the likes of Stormy and other Milton Friedman wannabes. But, he'd have to celebrate alone for now - since the rest are still diligently mugging for their papers still.

He is currently 'zhenging' his 'Vanilla Coke' vespar into a road rage warrior, in preparation for the annual 'Harley vs Vespar' road race in Kualar Lumpur. Rumour has it that he would be competing head to head with 'Ex-Muscle Man aka KKJ' Weiqiang in this grueling 63-hour race.

Darren 'I'm on Drugs' Hoe

More affectionately known as Beng Chao by his fellow teammates, Druggy has been contracted with an ultimate deadly virus. This is way out of the Dota-ti-litis' league which have plagued the majority of the Boon Lay Warriors Rugby players. This deadly virus is... FM-ti-litis. The victim will experience a 'lost track of time' syndrome. While a normal Dota-ti-litis patient will experience only 3~4 hours of struggle with the disease, FM-ti-litis is far more deadly. Druggy went into twilight zone for an amazing 8 hours. During this period of time, he is oblivious to whats happening around him. Druggy has 1 last paper to be completed. We wish him all the best that he will emerge victorious against this virus.

Praga 'Slim 10 spokesman'

Praga********, or more affectionately known to us as Praga, is a quiet and composed character and a man of few words. Most would remember him as the helpful 'chef' during our BBQ at JINGHAO's mansion; as well as the no-nonsense player on the field. Praga used to be a MASSIVE prop during his SAJC days. However, after using Slim 10, he is now slimmer 10 times compared to before. Praga is currently camping in his chemistry lab doing research on developing a new product- Slim 11, and preparing for his exams at the same time. We hope this brainy forward can make a break thru' in his research. I'm sure players like Hairy Mal and Stormy Normy will volunteer to try out the product.


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