Exams in the most northern tip of the Singapore border have already begun, even before the Teriyaki Boys can finish singing 'fast and furious'. It's a tough time juggling between lost causes of frantic last minute revisions and still deliver the goods in satisfying the limitless demands of our ardent fans.

We have since been renowned to surpass 'a certain local national rugby website' in the aspects of reliability and professional appraoch in updates. We live just to deliver our weekly fix of humourous propaganda, on what is fast becoming the most liberating experience in Singapore's rugby history, ever since Carlos Spencer and Richie McCaw were spotted at Zouk groping the asses of SPGs. So what the heck, here goes our next lucky 5.

Yongyao by day, Jed by night
Attaining legendary status in the local school boy rugby scene has never been easy on Yongyao. Bursting onto the scene as a gawky Sec 1 ACS kid and slowly blossoming into a wartorn fighting machine wrapped up in cotton wool, Yongyao has never been able to handle the tremendous stress of being under constant spotlight and has developed an alter ego that only exists at night, Jed.

It has also been rumoured that he may be developing a third personality in the near future in 'Me, Myself and Jed'. In the day, Yongyao is a hardworking student, often spotted at Lee Wee Nam library trying out tutorial questions in preparations for his exams. He is very focused in his work and is never one to succumb to temptations of girl-watching and computer gaming. At night is where the transformation takes place as Jed takes over and banishes Yongyao into the abyss.

A recent indulgence in the blogosphere, Jed is a pen-wielding medieval warrior trying to weave words of magic to captivate the attention of his audience; and look to upstake our local celeb-blogger XX and strut his studs during next month's Louis Vuitton 'invited members only' party. Being one of the new upstarts in the rugby community blogging scene, Jed is looking to usurp the throne that is currently held by www.nturugbynews.blogspot.com. However, unless his blog is able to generate 10,000 hits within 3 months, or engage services from the Real Refresher, the Editors are not really bothered.

Ah Kow
Ah Kow is not really a dog, and is definitely not the kind of coffee shop beer drinker your parents have always warned you about. Ah Kow is the big friendly giant that zips around in his sports car with a hanging dented bumper. It is a cheaper alternative to lowering the car suspension.

Despite being a full time student, Ah Kow is a passionate foodie and also an inventor. During the last exams, he is the pioneer of the never before seen "Triple Decker Fillet O fish with extra tartar sauce and cheese". It is a pity this Oil Mogul's nephew is not born in Arabia, if not it would be nice to see Ah Kow as a sheikh carrying moon-swords and riding a camel.

Ah Kow is currently studying for his GE module "101 ways to befriend your stomach" and is seeking to follow up on his previous award winning burger by inventing something out of this world. However, he declined to reveal any inroads to his latest experiment, preferring to leave it to the reader's imagination.

Commando Ken and Flanker "Fake Centre" Wenjie
NTU Rugby's pair of siamese twins have never been seen seperated..ever before. The marvels of modern technology has not tempted the pair to surgically seperate themselves from each other. Even as we type, these two stalwarts are planning to visit the SAF E-mart to replenish their depleting stock of combat ration. It has always been their staple diet, especially during times of stress like the exams.

It is rumoured that Commando Ken has the soft spot for Glutinous Rice with Chicken, while Wenjie just has a soft spot for Ken (Barbie doll's Ken).

Weiqiang "Ex Muscle Man" aka Ku Ku Jiao
This is the dude who at the tender age of 20 attained the title of Grandmaster in the dodgy bodybuilding world of steroite-abusing and was fondly known by everyone to be the "Body Master". Fed up with counting calorie intakes and raw eggs, KKJ decided to forgo his Manhunt ambitions and picked up rugby for fun. It was then that the KKJ name stuck...and never came off.

Currently a trainee PE teacher at NIE, KKJ has the luxury of 0 exams compared to his compatriots at NTU. However, he is no longer indulging in rugby as it has taken a toll on both his knees which required extensive reconstruction surgery.

Rumour has it that his legs are fine, but he is still traumatised being lifted in the scrum by a Norwegian female prop half his size up in KL Royal Selangor RFC. While everyone else is studying, KKJ has since invested in a brand new bike and considers cycling his new found love, a sport where you can't find any scarier than Norwegian girls.

Just who may be the next lucky picks for our updates?