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{Monday, November 13, 2006 . Rugby-net An Exam Post Part 2}

Following the hugely successful comback post of the season where the editors were flooded with fan mails and passionate reviews from the faithful, we are proud to bring to you Part 2 of the exam update right here in Planet NTU. Enjoy!

Daniel 'Bro Love' Huang
Star Daniel has successfully recovered from his life threatening 4 stitches on his head and is now faithfully mugging his books in preparation for the upcoming exams. It seems like Dota is not the only addiction this ex-RJC dude is addicted to. Weeks (some sources say months) leading to the exam, Daniel Huang can be spotted eating Indomee Mee Goreng in his room every single night and day. Star Daniel has single handedly boosted the Indonesian economy by his buying power and is said to have pulled Indonesia out of recession and heading towards a steady growth in future. Currently, he is looking forward to providing half of the US$60m required by Indonesian government to combat the haze problem by acquiring more boxes of Indomee. At press time, the Indomee staff were unable to be present as they were all at a showroom test driving the latest Lamborghini. However, their spokesman revealed that Indomee has plans to be listed on the Singapore stock exchange.
' We have lost our single biggest customer to Indomee and it will be a struggle to hit forecasted sales figures. This may be the first time in history the financial statements of Macdonald's is in the red." Ronald Macdonald predicted the conglomerate's bleak outlook when interviewed.

Tze ' The Cat walker'
Having had a fallout with elite modelling agency Elite Models Inc due to a lack of opportunities in shooting a controversial portfolio and coffee table book with David Gan, Catwalker Tze has decided to put the glitz and glamour of the fashion world behind him and come clean to his true calling, studying and rugby. However, Catwalker is displaying signs of withdrawal symptoms from the industry that he sorely misses. His neighbours in hall have yet to register a sighting of him in weeks and he is rumoured to only saunter back for a few hours of sleep only when everyone has concussed, and leaves before even the SBS bus starts service. To date, the editors are still waiting for confirmation from the Students Admin Office on whether Tze is still a matriculated student, or has he already done a "Jakob Chong Junhao" and disappeared...forever..

Peter 'Fake Angmoh' Walker
Boasting to be the true blue and only 'walker' in the team, Peter is desperate to shed his tag as an ang moh wannabe.

"I have a rich heritage and I am proud of it hor. I don't know why people have to doubt my authenticity as an ang moh lar. I am really disappointed by their behaviour leh , and I am hoping to prove once and for all that I am indeed the real deal hor."

Despite the upcoming exams, Peter has been making trips to the Ireland embassy in Singapore to solicitate more information about his birth heritage. He is also set to make a trip back to Dublin this week to get an authentic picture of his ang moh grandparents cradling him in their arms.

"Its true I am desperate to set things right. I will do whatever it takes to prove myself....exam or not! Bryanboy Yik has set his sights on 7 fruitful years in NTU, I am sure I can manage the same."

Andy 'No show" Prakarsa
Recent terror reports on Al Qaeda's planned holiday attacks on European targets have inevitably unsettled Prakarsa, who survived the double Bali bomb blasts only because he was out on the streets soliciting a roadside hooker(prostitute, or could have been any random lineout thrower). Prakarsa is said to have ignored all plans to study for the upcoming examinations and have flown back to Bali to view and hopefully secure exclusive rights to the most impregnable bomb shelter ever built in Bali.
"I am born and bred here. But I don't wanna die here. " said Prakarsa over the static noise of the unstable Skype connection.
" I hope my teammates in Singapore will understand my plight and forgive me for constantly skipping training."

Arjun 'Show it' Pandey
The controversial captain of the Boon Lay warriors have always been a real fighter both on and off the field. His personal collection of Yellow cards and sin bins now sits proudly in the cabinet of his humble abode in Boon Lay, while he mugs on his books faithfully.
During his free time, 'Show it' Pandey can be seen hiding behind the pillars of his void deck taking a puff on all kinds of sticks from all kinds of people. In a further bid to 'relieve' himself from exam stress, he has taken to visiting Zouk, Devils Bar and MOS faithfully, sometimes alone. Reliable sources revealed that Arjun had been spotted with Joyce, the infamous transvetite romantically linked to Pandey in the 05/06 season (ask the seniors). Having been forced to split up with her to focus on the IVP season, Arjun is making a strong comeback in winning his/her (depending on mood) heart and is leaving no stones unturned in his relentless pursuit. Our roving reporter is unable to confirm such allegations and 'Show it' cannot be contacted at press time.
We hope that when the time is ripe, Arjun can stand up and clear the air of mystery, and obtain a bottle of KY jelly free courtesy of nturugbynews.blogspot.com, where we report the truth and nothing but the truth.


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