In the midst of intensive mugging in preparation for the joyous season of exams in November, Rugbynet is proud to bring you the greatest news of all times - Bryanboy Yik has been cured of Dotatilitis!!
The climate chills the surrounding as the forsaken west of Singapore, NTU enters the monsoon as well as the exams seasons where people are busy printing notes from lecture 1, buying textbooks and doing tutorials 1-3. Doctors of Nanyang brought good and bad news.

Bad news first.
The Spread of Dotatilitis is beyond control. More and more NTU ruggers are infected with this strange disease. Latest victims includes Emery 'Sub10' Ong and Awesome Kiat. Sub 10 Ong was caught hacking into everyone and anyone's computer(often behind closed doors), just to get a 1 vs 1(easy) AI DOTA game. Awesome admitted that he carries the DOTA MapPack in his thumbdrive aka 'Chris' (perhaps naming his thumbdrive after Dinosaur Cheng?) along with him everywhere he goes.

The only resident who has yet to be infected is Darren "I'm on drugs" Hoe. When asked about his self protection against the virus, he claims that his drugs (more commonly known as ICE, Estasy etc) is blocking the virus from entering his body.

Present patient - Daniel "Brother Love" Huang has reached the terminal stage of the disease. He was unable to speak to the press at this moment but is often heard shouting "DOTA leh!" or seen playing alone at times when any normal person would be sleeping.



Now for the MERRY GOOD NEWS!
Doctors have officially confirmed that Bryanboy Yik has been cured. The DOTA Annoymous Help Group sessions as well as Battlefield 2 therapy has improved his condition by leaps and bounds.

Yik, once suspected for being the source of this contagious disease, gave doctors hope by showing early signs of a complete recovery. Yik has reduced his daily games count to a average 3/day as compared to his 18/day record.

He shocked his mates by doing the unthinkable this morning - did his own laundry. Even though he threw his best friend(bro), Patrick the Starfish, into the washing machine as well as leaving his clothes out to "dry" under the rain, the doctors are still confident.

In addition to that, he finally realised the original purpose of him being in NTU which is to study and study he did for the past couple of days!
When interviewed, he would only smile and say "Lac ah.. not gian leh! i only play when i'm invited by special people, if not why bother? hee"

Only signs which are bothering the doctors are that after recovering from the disease, Yik might have caught a talking virus commonly known as "Chicken Backside(CB) Mouth". He was caught by our reporters on a couple of occasions taunting everyone around him especially Druggy Hoe. The latest comment was about Druggy's boxers not being tight enough to satisfy Yik's fantasy.

But all in all, its a joy to behold. Rugbynet would like to extend our congratulations to Bryanboy Yik for making such a speedy recovery!

Stay tuned for more updates!