NTU's Stormy charged

After an intensive investigation into photo evidence provided by e-rugby Editors, the NTU Protectorate have charged NTU/SRC power forward Stormy Normy with breaching rules on threathening players with Death.

The charges having nothing to do with allegations about Stormy not coming to aid for Stickman during his sexual harassment in the gym on Monday.

Stormy was suspected to be in cahoots with the gay gym instructor, but as there is insufficient evidence, the allegation was quickly dismissed. However, The NTU authorities are investigating it and also continuing inquiries into other claims made by some important eye-witnesses.

Kings in a do-or-die match against SRC

NTU/Bedok King's Centre QING insists he is ready for the tough match against SRC in NRC Div 1's final league game.

The Kings are currently 3 points behind SRC. A win will ensure them a place in the playoffs and condemn the other team into the relegation zone.

Qing said: "It is a difficult one because we are 3 pts behind them so it is going to be a hard game. They will probably sit back and hold out for a draw and that will be difficult for us. We gotta get some pts on the board and force them to come out and play. If that happens, you can expect a great game ahead. It will be an exciting journey for us. SRC is a club with a great history, Capt Kong played there and they reached the Div 1 League final in 2004. We started the season bad, we hope to make things right by qualifying for the Plate."

Roommate/NTU teammate/NUS alliance/SRC prop Stormy said: "They will probably be favourites to win the match. Bedok Kings are not the strongest team in Div 1 at the moment but what you are guaranteed over there is a passionate crowd. I will do watever it takes , from now till saturday, to make sure SRC wins. If i have to kill... erm... ya... i will train harder."

"I think we have done okay, we have a good result against the Japs and that would set us up for the difficult trip to Farrer Park on saturday."