In the midst of the hazy air in Singapore, there is another more hazardous pollution around NTU. Not pollutants in the air but pollutants in the computers of NTU ruggers. For people who still do not have the slightest idea of what this IT pollutant is all about, it is the ‘Tzeness’ bug. It is more deadly than the Trojan. It is more serious than any other epidemic (including SARS).

For users out there who have been affected by this bug, e-rugby is sorry that we did not manage to curb this outbreak in time, causing people to lose important documents saved in computers or thumb drives. For people who have not been affected, what we can say is ‘Take care! And try seeking for the most sophisticated software in the market cos Tzeness hurts!’

Now, we shall take a look at what are some of the destructions that Tzeness has done so far. It has erased some of the data in hard drives, causing panic for people such as Norman who had to rush down to hall at 1am just to rectify the problem. Besides this traumatic experience, Tzeness can also cause errors to appear in games! The errors cannot be solved even if Bill Gate’s consultants have come down. No wonder Tze ‘the Catwalker’ was invited to pose for Microsoft’s products over the weekend.

"Everytime i play DOTA, the com will crash exactly to wat TZE predicted.... Its freaky." -said Yik
Reliable sources reported that Tze created this bug because he was always owned and dominated in DOTA games. Out of anger, he decided to create the ‘Tzeness’ to stop people from playing DOTA. Tze attained a PhD in computer science at the age of 19 and he has a knack for creating some complex bugs which are difficult to decode.

According to an anonymous victim, he was so dejected about the crash in his computer that he began to drown his sorrows by washing the toilet again and again. The victim's mental state is currently unstable. From this action, readers out there better watch out for this new computer bug.

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