In this episode of Starlet Series, e-rugby is featuring yet another new signing, Malcolm ‘Hairy Mal’ Wong. ‘Hairy Mal’ is an aggressive prop who hails from ACJC. During his playing time during school days, he has developed his very own trademark move called the ‘One-handed dummy pass’, where opponents were always stunned by the deliberate move for about 4 seconds. e-rugby is proud to contact ‘Hairy Mal’ for an interview session.

e-rugby: Hi Malcolm, thanks for sparing us time for this interview. First up, can you share with us about your trademark move?

Hairy: It involves guile and exquisite timings to perfect it. This trademark move has made me a legend. A year ago, it was this ultimate move which made me score a try against NTU.

e-rugby: That sounds good. Next, how is life in school since you are already about 2 months into NTU?

Hairy: School is easy. Nothing difficult at all. I guess you can see me do extremely well in my studies. I have great ambitions and I am driven to score in both studies and the girls.

e-rugby: You’ve talked about studies. Why not share to us about the babes in school?

Hairy: I am so damn fortunate to be in Hall 13 and Business School. These are the havens for hot chix…. I have a few nice encounters but I should not elaborate on them I guess. The reason why I am not staying with the ruggers is simply cos of the cheerleaders in Hall 13. Sensationally Gorgeous!!

e-rugby: So do you find this current NTU team? Share with us about the team and some individuals whom you want to give special mentions.

Hairy: My best friend in the team is Tze (Catwalker). Everyday, we will go to school together and have lunch together. He would sometimes fetch me to school from my hall. We will sit together during lectures. Nice friend to have! As for the team, I think we definitely have a splendid chance to win the IVP. The talents we have is undoubtedly the greatest among the 3 uni.

(gay-relationship b/w Tze and Malcolm?)

e-rugby: We share the same thoughts as you regarding the team. Anyway, thanks for your time. Ciao!

Hairy: No Problems.

Throughout the interview, ‘Hairy Mal’ looked particularly stressed by e-rugby crew. He smoked 4 sticks of cigarettes in succession. Ha! Seems like e-rugby is becoming an intimidating force. Watch out for this space for another interview with the starlets!

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