In the first of our many press conferences with the new faces of NTU Rugby, the editors of Rugby-net are pleased to bring to the fans a promising young man by the name of Gabriel 'Stickman' Loi.

For seniors, the nickname Stickman immediately brings to mind a legendary NTU scrumhalf who spent his final year limping around the sidelines giving support to the team. The love for this team was so great that he sacrificed 2 knee ligaments in a bid to win NTU the ivp gold. Gabriel is coincidentally a scrumhalf, and more rightfully the owner of this coveted nickname, as he is more stickman than the original stickman himself.

Previously a pedigree ACS(i) player, young Gabriel showed great promise early on his fledgling career where he dazzled with skills learnt from this Made in Singapore Rugby Factory. As we know about the mishaps in production lines, young Gabriel was late when they were handing out balls and he soon developed a phobia for big things that moved fast. He made a switch to a less dangerous sport, Baseball. He soon recovered from this and was made the CJC captain, underlining his talent for the sport.

Now currently in NTU Accountancy, Gabriel has proved irresistable to guys and girls alike, having had to fend off frenzied females hanging out in his Hall 7 room desperately trying to get him to bed. Most recently, Gabriel also had to endure the advances of gays who cant stop stroking his shoulders and chest in the gym.

" I saw Gabriel enjoying himself with this girl in the bash for freshies in school. And i can safely say I saw her manhandling his member, although i guess she probably needed to use onli 2 fingers. He was obviously pleasantly enjoying it." said an eyewitness who requested to remain anonymous.

" I remember him from my JC days. I used to think he was gay as he looked so puny from far. Now i know he is a gay magnet, maybe Bryanboy Yik will like to check him out some time" said Kevin, better known as TZE the pretty boy's room mate.

Regardless of his antics off the field, Gabriel shows promise in picking up from where Joel 'the original stickman' Jiang left off and the editors hope that Gabriel continues to train hard and realise his full potential. We also appeal for kind hearted readers to recommend a gym without gays so that the poor boy can pump his muscles in peace.

Name: Gabriel Loi
Position: Scrumhalf
Course: Business
Address: Hall 7 Block 38