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Official NTU Rugby Newsletter has to once again step in to quash all recent irresponsible publishings by midnight tabloid E-Rugby News. Star Daniel was indeed injured during training by an NUS fellow, but it was in eagerness to establish NTU's standing within the SRC team.
Accurate sources reported that Stormy Normy was on hand all the time with Star Daniel, rendering him every help possible till the ambulance came. Fellow NTU rugger King followed that up with an insincere and unwilling phone call to send his 'well wishes'. As to why King was at MS spotting Daniel instead of rushing to the hospital, it is all still a mystery.
Newest updates from the hospital: Daniel Huang is receiving his stitches and being fed grapes from the bunches by a mysterious female with long flowing locks. Despite his obvious pleasure at such VIP treatment, Daniel let out a long sigh when interviewed....
" I tried to bring everyone in NTU together into SRC to improve, but I guess my efforts were all in vain. Hiding behind huge Ang Mohs in Bedok King still has its appeal i guess..."
These were all he had to say as he popped another grape. Is the cherry coming up next? Stay tuned while the news is hot.

On a totally unrelated incident, our on site reporter spotted NTU Alumnus Uncle Cliffy back in training looking fitter, sharper and bigger....well maybe just bigger...and certainly rounder

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